Thirteen things that I can't trust.
1. Cheaters - No second chance here for that. Sorry bub.
2. Perfection - It's always a trap.
3. Politicians -Duh.
4. Police - Not a single one.
5. Emus - It could cost you your life.
6. Tattooists - I love tattoos, but I've never met a tattooist that I wasn't a little weary of.
7. Restaurant food - I've been a cook.
8. Amusement parks - I've been a ride operator too.
9. Actors - Just about lived in a theater for 8 years. Actors aren't people. They are just good at pretending. ;)
10. Drunk people - Now, that would just be silly.
11. Strangers - Just instinct.
12. Ladders - You never know which way they're going!
13. Librarians - They lurk around every corner.
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