Thirteen things that I can't trust.
1. Cheaters - No second chance here for that. Sorry bub.

2. Perfection - It's always a trap.

3. Politicians -Duh.

4. Police - Not a single one.

5. Emus - It could cost you your life.

6. Tattooists - I love tattoos, but I've never met a tattooist that I wasn't a little weary of.

7. Restaurant food - I've been a cook.

8. Amusement parks - I've been a ride operator too.

9. Actors - Just about lived in a theater for 8 years. Actors aren't people. They are just good at pretending. ;)

10. Drunk people - Now, that would just be silly.

11. Strangers - Just instinct.

12. Ladders - You never know which way they're going!

13. Librarians - They lurk around every corner.

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Awesome!
ReplyDeleteMust agree I don't trust any of that stuff either!
Haha! Great list - I read most of them aloud to my friend :D
ReplyDeleteThanks! It took me a really long time to write these.
ReplyDeleteThe picture of Heath Ledger is my favorite. ;)